Jacob’s (Bunk Bed) Ladder

Semitic greaseball Jacob Arabov (a.k.a., “Jacob the Jeweller”) is beginning two and a half years of hard time. Apparently, in between creating lavish bling for superstars such as Jay-Z and Kanye West and gelling his hair with Crisco, Jacob found time to launder 270 million in drug money.

Diamond-encrusted shanks, anyone?

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    $270 million in drug money laundered=2.5 years. Having one kilo of coke in your trunk=10 years. Oh yeah, we’re geniuses.

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