Is Britney Cheaded to the Chuppah?

It was reported in Heeb earlier this week that Britney has been seen rockin’ the Star of David again after a long hiatus. Now come reports that it may be more than just fashion, and that Britney may be planning to join the Tribe in order to marry current beau Jason Trawick. We’re happy to have her on board, even if we’re not entirely convinced that this is any more serious than her reputed interest in embracing Islam. But who knows? If we had to choose between kosher and halal, we know what we’d do.

What do you think?

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The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

9 Responses

  1. replacement_coils

    I think britney is going to be used as a common example whenever there is going to be talks like cheating,consipiracy, publicity stunts and all. When is she going to realize that she is always ruining her own image.

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