Hair Club For Mice

“Researches out of Philadelphia”:http://www.medpagetoday.com/Surgery/GeneralSurgery/tb/5674 show that mice can regenerate hair follicles. We can only hope that this will lead to a time when middle-aged men are not forced to resort to “kangol hats,”:http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001592/ “ridiculous wigs”:http://www.mugshots.org/sports/marv-albert.html and “pretending they’re David Cross”:http://www.gawker.com/news/david-cross/know-your-real-david-cross-from-your-fake-david-cross-135125.php in order to get laid.

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The Grand Conspirator

The Grand Conspirator is part of a secret Semitic society that traces its roots to Medieval Salamanca. He will be saying Kaddish for Soupy Sales for the rest of his life.

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  1. icook4jew

    Not really afraid of clowns, eh? Watch Capturing the Friedman’s and get back to us.

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