Formula Bum

Scandalous orgies seem more Nascar than Formula One, but just when we thought it was safe to stereotype, here comes Max Mosley proving us wrong. The President of the Fédération Internationale de l’Automobile (FIA), which oversees Formula One racing, Mosley is also the son of Oswald Mosley, a notorious British fascist who invited Hitler to his wedding. Mosley junior opted to sex up his family ties to the Nazis and hired prostitutes to reenact concentration camp scenes with him, alternating between victim and aggressor. News of the World, Britain’s best-selling tabloid, er, newspaper, somehow got ahold of a video of the whole thing (note: when staging Nazi-inspired orgies with multiple prostitutes, it’s probably best to just record the memories in your brain and leave the camera out of it), and printed screen shots from it, along with delightful little snippets about how Mosley regained his composure after the session with a cup of tea, while the ladies enjoyed some wine.

Although several groups have called for the 67-year-old S&M fan to step down from his position, it doesn’t look like he’s going anywhere.

What do you think?

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  1. iconic

    News of the World’ says ” F1 boss Max Mosley has sick Nazi orgy with 5 hookers ”

    Isn’t the use of the word ” sick ” redundant here??

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  2. Brian Abrams
    dreidel_hustler

    Certainly Nazis have had more straight-laced orgies in past, Iconic. The clarification must be necessary.

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  3. iconic

    sure,agree dreidel_hustler. But I was not referring to the orgies here.
    I was questioning the F1 boss Max Mosley / Nazi connection.
    Obviously ,not healthy.

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  4. Brian Abrams
    dreidel_hustler

    How much do you think Jason Itzler would charge for a shenanigan like this? I mean back in his hey day, of course. Post 9/11 and all?

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  5. iconic

    no idea how much he would charge, but on his MySpace page, Itzler says that in his 20’s he ” grossed 10 to 20 million dollars a year. ”

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