First They Came for the Madams…

Proving yet again that the world has learned nothing from the Holocaust, Spitzer-pimpette Andreia Schwartz has declared Uncle Sam’s abuse of her rights to be "worse than Nazi Germany."

 

It is in the Brazilian expat’s honor that we inaugurate "The 6,000,001 Award,"to begiven to individuals who most egregiously misappropriate Nazi-victim status. Jewdar welcomes additional nominations from our readers, as well as input about what suitable prize may be made to each winner.

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jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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  1. kedorlaomer

    “Come to Rio, oh come to Rio.
    Grow a mustache and change your bio.
    Here the rich get richer, the poor get poorer,
    here each old man is a Sturmbahnfuhrer…”

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