Everybody Loves a Winner

We’ll admit it, Natalie. When word came out that you decided you preferred pate to chopped liver, we were upset. But you know we can’t stay mad at you–especially not when you’ve got that brand new bundle of joy in your arms.

Last night’s Oscars weren’t as big for the Tribe as they could have been, but to Portman, Aaron Sorkin, Randy Newman and assorted others who brought home the gold, Jewdar wishes a whole-hearted Mazel Tov. But we still have one question: after Darren Aronofsky broke up with Rachel Weisz, he makes Black Swan, casting Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis and Winona Ryder. Clearly, he’s interested, so won’t someone in Hollywood set him up with a Nice Jewish Girl?

What do you think?

About The Author


The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

One Response

  1. emilia

    Darren definitely needs a lady now. Especially since miss weisz ran of with the ugliest james bond I’ve ever seen….and especially now that he is riding on such success, maybe miss weisz will regret her decision after all. Just saying. Mazel Tav.


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