Eliot Spitzer’s “Manhattan Madam” to Run for Governor of New York

Kristin Davis, the businesswoman "who supplied call girls for Eliot Spitzer," will announce her candidacy for governor of New York on March 1. And yes, the quote above was taken from Davis’s own press release. Is that classy or what?

After helping take down Spitzer, this delicate flower of femininity is now capitalizing on the domestic violence scandal that’s engulfed New York’s currently disgraced governor, David Paterson (who just announced he will not be seeking re-election). Because you can get away with a lot in New York, but helping cover up after a woman gets her ass kicked by one of your closest aides . . . well, there’s just no positive spin there.

It’s still possible Paterson will be forced to step down and, if so, his office would fall to Lieutenant-Governor and Jew Richard Ravitch. Just a couple years after the last Jewish governor of New York, Spitzer, was sent off in disgrace in the midst of a seedy sex scandal, a new Jew may rise up to take his place. Or maybe it’ll be the whore who took him down. Either way, Heeb editors approve.

Here are a few more photos of Davis and Ravitch:

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Kristin Davis considering the subway budget for 2011.

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Richard Ravitch showing off his sweet, sexy body.

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Kristin Davis preparing for labor negotiations with the NYPD.

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Richard Ravitch revealing his dirty sexcapades with former Gov. Spitzer and ballplayer "A-Rod" Rodriguez to promote his tell-all book, The Manhattan Madam: Sex, Drugs, Scandal and Greed Inside Americas Most Successful Prostitution Ring,

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    What position will her breasts be running for?
    They look gubernatorial.

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