Do Not Fear Zombie Hitler; KGB Made Sure The Fuhrer Wouldn’t Return

Rest easy, Jews. We’re officially safe from any undead, vampire or cloned version of the Fuhrer. New reports reveal the Soviets burned his and Eva Braun’s bodies and dumped the remains in an East German river in April 1970. It was ordered by KGB chief Yuri Andropov who was afraid the graves might attract Nazis.

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