David vs. David

In the fallout from the breakup of Hollywood power couple Larry and Laurie David, some interesting tidbits about Laurie have “come to light”:http://gawker.com/news/hypocrites/is-homewrecker-laurie-david-a-secret-carbon-sasquatch-281714.php. Not only did she cheat on Larry with a “shirtless hunk”:http://www.nypost.com/seven/07222007/news/nationalnews/climate_of_lust_nationalnews_jill_culora.htm, but, according to a “neighbor”:http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2007/07/11/vineyard_feud_escalates/, she’s not as enviro-friendly as she’d have you think—her huge Martha’s Vineyard estate sucks up energy and Laurie regularly flies on a private jet while admonishing others for driving gas-guzzling SUVs.

Which sin is worse? And can we ever forgive her for forcing David to crash on Ted Danson’s (most likely overstuffed, beige) couch?

What do you think?

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12 Responses

  1. iconic

    Was Al Gore aware of Inconvenient Truth producer Laurie David’s “Huge carbon footprint” on our planet? Did Gore stash this enviro-unfriendly tidbit in his lockbox?

  2. Hesed

    “according to a neighbor”…..”some people are saying”…”I heard that so and so says”.

    That’s the journalistic equivalant of the inept movie villian throwing the gun when they run out of bullets.

  3. rebecca

    Oh, were you hoping for journalism? I’m sorry, all we do here is vicious rumor and unconfirmed gossip.

  4. Hesed

    I realize you’re not a journalist R, regardless, having a point tends to make reading something a lot more interesting….you’ve already gone to all the trouble of turning on your computer, so why not go one step further?

    (sorry, I’m just feeling snark

  5. Hesed

    God, I’m such a dick. I blame women for that…if they would stop being turned on by it I would probably stop.

  6. Puck

    They actually can be found there.
    But only 4 of them?
    I tapped more than that for free on my Senior Year trip @ School :P


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