Daughter of Levi

First came the roomers that GOP VP pick Sarah Palin was plagiarizing from Desperate Housewives by passing off her unwed teenage daughter Bristol’s April-born baby as her own. Then came the announcement from the Palin camp that that couldn’t be true, because Bristol is currently five months pregnant.

We don’t feel too much schadenfreude at the life-altering indiscretions of a teenage girl, and presume that the family values crowd will be able to overlook this as well as they can McCain’s own dismal record of marital infidelity. But we are intrigued by the fact that the baby daddy is named “Levi.” Now, we know that’s a biblical name, and in the circles the Palins doubtlessly move in, more likely to be held by some kind of evangelical than some kind of evanjewlical, but until we get confirmation, forget about Obama—Sarah Palin is tha candidate who’s taught us how to hope again.

What do you think?

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jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

4 Responses

  1. Puck

    Given young Levi describes himself as a “F**kn redneck”…let’s hope he’s not a MOTT.
    Just another inbred country hillbillie by the sounds of it :P

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  2. iconic

    so,. Levi is not to blame…………It’s Hillary.
    legitgov.org is reporting ” GOP Claims Palin’s Teen Daughter’s Pregnancy Is All Hillary’s Fault. ”
    ” if it wasn’t for Hillary’s long time support of loose morals and whipping up women to think they

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