Crown Princesses

Back in 2006, Juive au jus Alexandra Rosenfeld won Miss France and went on to take Miss Europe. As is usually the case, it takes a little while for French fashions to make their way across the Channel, but this may be the year in which la Perfide Albion catches on. Not only is Miss London the zaftig-in-all-the-best-possible-ways NJG Leah Green (above, wearing the crown), but one of the runners-up (and still qualifying for the finals as Miss Modelzed, whatever that means) is kikey kutie Samantha Freedman (the blondie on the right) who was last year’s Miss United Kingdom. Both have qualified to compete on July 18 for the Miss England title, and whoever wins that goes on to Miss World. While we have no idea what the final results will be, with two Heebesses as hot as these in the running, Jewdar likes the odds that England’s next queen will be a princess.

What do you think?

About The Author

jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

8 Responses

  1. jewdar
    jewdar

    We give you two Jewish beauty queens and you still go for the shiksa runner up.

    Reply
  2. jewdar
    jewdar

    We give you two Jewish beauty queens and you still go for the shiksa runner up.

    Reply
  3. Puck

    The one on the left?
    The one on the left!?!
    I’m sorry, a Zebra print? If ever there was an argument to continue game hunting then this is it! Did the planet pass through some sort of strange temporal vortex while I wasn’t looking? Should I go pop on a

    Reply
  4. Puck

    The one in the middle is much prettier :P
    The one on the left has too much forehead, an ‘eighthead’, if you will…

    Reply
  5. iconic

    lol
    The “eighthead” could be because her hair is pulled back off her face.
    The one in the middle might also have an eighthead,hidden under her bangs.

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

This will close in 0 seconds