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Cameron Douglas and the Many Famous Faces of Crystal Meth

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If you’re the spawn of the rich and famous and a fuck up, you may as well go big and sell crystal meth. Clearly that was Michael Douglas’s eldest son Cameron’s thinking, who today was busted in a meth sting and charged with dealing an estimated 1½ pounds of methamphetamine worth more than $18,000.

The sometimes actor, who once starred as Adam in National Lampoon’s Adam & Eve, is now at the mercy of law enforcement. While I await the actor’s fate, I thought it appropriate to look back at famous tweakers.

Jodie Sweetin, AKA Stephanie Tanner of Full House, experimented with meth because she was "unemployed and bored". Her usage even inspired what amounts to a bizarre fantasy of mine – a Full House intervention including Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, John Stamos and Bob Saget.

Fergie, the Black Eyed Peas singer and most annoying lady wigger of our decade, described meth as "the hardest boyfriend I ever had to break up with." Clearly got her humps got into too many bumps before this hood rat gave it up for good, using hypnotherapy to curb her cravings.

Heidi Fleiss, this jewess who ran one of the most infamous prostitution rings in Hollywood history, was hooked on the drug as recently as last year when she got busted in Nevada for posession. Her ex-boyfriend, actor Tom Sizemore, still blames her for his addiction, and starting next season, the two will appear on Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab together, in a pairing sure to cause a little TV drama.

Adolf Hitler, the little rascal, had daily injections of meth for the last three years of his life. In fact, one of the first uses of meth was in World War II by the Germans, when tank crews and aircraft personnel were administered the drug to stay awake, alert and compulsively focused, while also rendering them emotionally sterile and quasi-psychotically aggressive…uh, yah think?

What do you think?

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