Breast Intentions

So, uh, this woman in Kentucky is attempting to raise awareness for a woman’s right to breast-feed in public. Apparently back in June, mammary activist Brooke Ryan “was told to keep her boulder in the holder by restaurant staff”:http://www.kentuckyconnect.com/454/story/161993.html at an Applebee’s after refusing to cover up with a blanket. It was too hot for that, she claims.

“That’s like telling Rosa Parks she had to sit in the back of the bus, but we’ll give her a blanket to feel more comfortable,” Ryan says.

On September 8 from noon to 2 p.m., she is holding a “nurse-out”:http://www.mothering.com/discussions/showthread.php?p=9030332 in front of the Applebee’s on Nicholasville Road in Lexington, KY. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to throw up.

What do you think?

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10 Responses

  1. jessie

    I think it’s important to point out here that the opinions of one blogger don’t necessarily represent the rest of us. I find nothing remotely nauseating about breast feeding and think it’s bullshit that people treat breast-feeding mothers like they’re do

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  2. Hesed

    AHH, MY EYES!!!!

    Damn Brian, twice in the last 12 hours…first with those beastly bunnies and now with the lactivists.

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  3. mrnhghts

    This gives a whole new dimension to the usual context of a Kashrut orientation when Jews discuss “eating dairy out” at non-kosher restaurants.

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  4. Hesed

    I am totally fine with chicks giving the kids bitty in public, despite the fact that I am not the one who knocked them up, so long as I have something to read or there are girls swinging on a pole in near proximity for me to avert my eyes.

    Breasts are

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  5. lobster

    oh — you mean when a blog is posted it’s not the result of the entire Heeb crew sitting around in a circle doing horseradish shots and coming to a unanimous consensus on the issues that affect our lives?? I didn’t know dat! :P

    you gotta give Briiiyyy

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  6. iconic

    This woman went to Applebee’s armed with a copy of the statute “that prohibits interference with a woman breast-feeding her baby in public.” Who carries around copies of statutes in their pockets? ? You got it right Hes

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  7. cljarrett

    That’s hilarious!!! I hate when women whip out the old hooter and start letting the little one suck on it like it’s an utter…..GROSS!!! It’s one thing in front of your immediate family, but in front of people you don’t know, you might as well ask for

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  8. thebigschnaz

    The more funbags in public, the better! Hopefully I can bury my schnaz in some of those…Amen!

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