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Obama Hussein at it Again

Fox News anchor E.D. Hill called Obama's fist-bump to his wife a "terrorist fist jab." She even had a body language specialist analyze the "innapropriate" gesture. Come on E.D., get with the...
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It Takes a Vodka

Now that Hillary's officially out of the race, she has a lot to drink about. Svedka has offered her an endless supply of vodka for the remainder of the election season. What's next? Joe Francis offering Hildog ...
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Hispanic Panic

According to recent studies conducted by the Center of Disease Control and Prevention, Hispanic teens are most likely to attempt suicide, drive in an unsafe vehicle and use cocaine, heroin and ecstasy. As if we...
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David and Goliath

Madonna is officially adopting Malawian three-year-old David Banda. The pop diva had been raising Banda for two years in London prior to the official adoption, avoiding the regular 18-24 month Malawian court ev...
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McCain Dances

Attempting to disassociate himself with uber conservative religious values, John McCain has recently decided to reject an endorsement from Pastor John Hagee, a religious leader who openly said that Hitler was f...
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Nicht Nicht

On the heels of California's getting down with same-sex marriages, comedian Sascha Baron Cohen (as gay fashionista Bruno) decided to go after the Governator himself for the sexy details. Unfortunately, when app...