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Heeb Loves the Internet: Our Web Obsessions

New book Undateable: 311 Things Guys Do That Guarantee They Won't Be Dating or Having Sex seems to feature most of the cast of Look at this Fucking Hipster. (Lemondrop) Here's No. 312 - teaching your alpaca how...
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Chosen Film: “Hot Tub Time Machine”

Hot tubs are awesome. Time machines are even better. Sadly, when you smash the two together in movie form, you get the season's shoddy answer to The Hangover. Like last year's frat boy fest, Hot Tub Time Machi...
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Chosen Comix: “From the Ashes”

When Bob Fingerman envisions the future, he sees a planet with mutants and a healthy supply of Slim Jims. As From the Ashes, his latest graphic novel, begins, Fingerman and wife Michele stand amidst the rubble....
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Chosen Books: “Marry Him”

Sarah ordered a $16 dollar glass of Bordeaux - "For the tannins," she said - before counting off her latest glamorous projects: interviews with famous actors, a travel piece on Iceland, a film script that's pro...
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This Just in: Sex Man is Not Jewish

Apparently, viewers have been giving the Canadian YouTuber some grief over his questionable heritage, many of which think the pube is a fellow bagel chomper. (Why I cannot imagine.) "I'm just a white guy, pl...
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Heeb Loves the Internet: Our Web Obsessions

Can it really be true love? How did this groom get his bride to don a Stormtrooper helmet at their wedding? (Screen Junkies) Everybody's favorite junkie, Amy Winehouse, is getting into the schmatta business wit...