By now everyone knows about former congressman/current mayoral candidate/perpetual sext-er Anthony Weiner’s most recent bout of online naughtiness – This time under the (admittedly awesome) nom de porn “Carlos Danger”. And while I can understand Weiner’s use of a fake name for online shenanigans, I can’t help but wonder what made a nice Jewish perv like Anthony pick a name like “Carlos”. Sure, it’s dashing, but I don’t think anyone looks at Weiner and thinks “sensual Latino”. What’s the matter, Tony? Not enough sexy Semitic pseudonyms out there for you?
So, next time Weiner poorly covers his sexting tracks (because – who are we kidding? – of course there’ll be a “next time”), he should feel free to use any one of these decidedly Jewish sexting names:
and of course…