A Good Lay at Heeb HQ

We have lower back pain in every inch of our bodies, but are psyched to have endured _Heeb_ HQ’s move from SoHo to “DUMBO”:http://dumbonyc.com/. It took three days and (more impressively) three Jewish men laying 1,500 square-feet of flooring, but we did it. Above, Brian Abrams demonstrates his recently-honed hacksaw skills while Joshua Neuman critiques the Protestant work ethic from ontop our new floor.

What do you think?

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The Grand Conspirator

The Grand Conspirator is part of a secret Semitic society that traces its roots to Medieval Salamanca. He will be saying Kaddish for Soupy Sales for the rest of his life.

8 Responses

  1. lobster

    jews performing carpentry..

    i’d say that’s the closest to Jesus y’all will ever get, huh? (:D

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  2. Hesed

    “i’d say that’s the closest to Jesus y’all will ever get, huh?”

    I don’t know, ya gotta get pretty close to someone when you nail them to a cross. It’s not like we had nail guns back then.

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  3. iconic

    nice hacksaw skills. looking at your stuff on the window ledge- I’m guessing that furniture shlepping skills get honed next.

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  4. lobster

    you should make this into a caption contest.. but I think I have the winner already right herr-uh:

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  5. iconic

    hey lobster……. I like your caption contest idea. You get my vote for half of your caption. but then I’ll add on my half.

    “ok, I cut the matzoh.. and boy ,” you are taking this reclining thing too far.

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