“Jem” Spoof Artist Releases Abortion Episode, Remains Anonymous

Over the weekend, YouTube artist Sienna d’Enema put out yet another edition of “Jiz,” her brilliantly crude redub of the 80s glam rock cartoon Jem. (Remember Jem? She was truly outrageous with her band and earrings that made holograms.) This episode’s a seven-minute expansion of the previous PSA on abortion.

This one doesn’t really hit the mark like the previous Jem parodies. Perhaps it’s just too long and too ambitious for an online giggle. Then again, this is coming from the genius behind “The Golden Shower Girls,” which, for all I cared, could have been a half hour long.

I reached out to d’Enema, whose days are spent as struggling gay filmmaker in Los Angeles (originally from Baltimore) who has a whole separate body of work. “For me, these videos are a sort of filmic Tourette syndrome,” he told me. “One night, in a vast pit of writer’s block, I turned on The Golden Girls. The sound was off, and I started to just talk over the screen as if they were tranny AIDS patients.

“I turned on my camera, and taped a completely improved version of what would later become “The Golden Shower Girls.” After releasing that much filth from my mouth, the creative juices came back with a gusto.”

d’Enema promises “a regular flow” of “Jiz” and “The Golden Shower Girls” down the line. “There may also be a dub of Punky Brewster (“Spunky Cooter”) and “ThunderCunts” in the future as well,” he promised.

I asked the YouTube genius multiple times to disclose his true identity, but d’Enema refused (though we have our suspicions it’s a certain podcaster named EvilJeff). He did, however, tell me which Golden Girl has the biggest cock. d’Enema swears Rose is packing: “Every dumb Midwestern farm boy has the cock you could chip a tooth on.”

What do you think?

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