Computer Golf in the Study
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Gosh darn, your study has been entirely packed up by the moving company, including your computer. Stacks of boxes ï¬ll the room. You open one of them. Aw, here’s the flight suit you wore for your televised arrival and speech on the U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln and here’s Saddam Hussein’s pistol and here’s. . .wait, what’s this?
You pick up a box you’ve never seen before, apparently from a shoe store in Little Rock, Arkansas. You open it—a bunch of Fleetwood Mac concert videos on VHS as well as a tape marked “Not for Hillary.” The temptation overwhelms you.
Do you:
Resist temptation and go to morning prayer.
OR
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