_Heeb_ Presents:

Go to Prayer

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You find a quiet corner in your bedroom, kneel down and prostrate yourself to the Lord. It was He who told you to give up a life of alcohol, drugs and pleasure-seeking. It was He who told you about his divine mission to bring peace to the Middle East
by invading Iraq and dismantling the reign of Saddam Hussein.

While you are down on your knees, He makes his will known to you again. You hear His gruff voice coming in the general direction of Laura’s walk-in closet. “George?”

“Yes, my Lord?” you answer.

“George, just as Abraham became the leader of a great nation by obeying me when I told him to sacrifice his son Isaac, today I will command you to do something just as difficult.”

“Not Jenna or Barbara!” you protest.

“George,” says the Lord. “You must kill Ruth Bader Ginsburg.”

Do you:

Follow the Lord’s will and off Ginsburg.

OR

Look inside Laura’s walk-in closet to see where the voice is actually coming from.

What do you think?