_Fair_ Play?

Last week, Wormser (above) and the rest of us spent an afternoon in Central Park and took another softball-schooling from another magazine, but the post-game rants online from Vanity Fair’s head coach are altogether another matter.

Matthew Pressman complained about Heeb Magazine contributing editor Peter Svarzbein’s (a.k.a., Gary Mongo) shticky performance on the mound and his "very loose interpretation of the word ‘lob’ and his unfamiliarity with the strike zone."

For some reason, he and his colleagues were not perturbed by Heeb‘s very loose interpretation of the word "magazine."

What do you think?

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7 Responses

  1. jewdar
    jewdar

    Judging from the names on the Vanity Fair team, they may have had more Jews on the field than Heeb.

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  2. jessie

    Does anyone take publishing league softball that seriously?? They need to drink some Sparks and lighten up.

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  3. mrnhghts

    “This is supposed to be one of the sports we’re good at. “

    Yeah, well, Hesed, when all the badass biker Heebsters are conveniently halfway around the world in places like the bumfuck Northwest, you end up with a more…classically Jew performing

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