Russians Draw Giant Penis on Bridge, Doesn’t Resemble Cigarette

A group of angry vandals have drawn a giant penis on a drawbridge in St. Petersburg, Russia. The humongous penis stands at 220 feet tall and roughly 90 feet wide. The group who is responsible for the drawing, Volna, is complaining about heightened security to be put in place when St. Petersburg hosts the International Economic Forum, starting today.

The penis was painted on Monday and remained visible through Wednesday. When the bridge is raised so ships below can pass, the giant penis shines in the light.  I know earlier I suggested cigarettes look like penises, but, personally, I think this penis resembles a giant cigar.