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Write for Heeb
October 24, 2017
Lessons for Surviving the Apocalypse
October 19, 2017
Hint hint: Get a goat.
Zach Galifianakis: The Lost Interview
October 16, 2017
Have a listen to what we just found in a decade-old hard drive.
Signs You Might Not Want to Create the Heaven and the Earth
October 12, 2017
Lies, deception, murder, and a dude named Seth
The Perilous Pursuit of Sex in the West Bank
September 25, 2017
Fenced in by two societies, a young Palestinian woman goes to great lengths to get her shtup on.
Moses Gets Shafted
September 22, 2017
It’s not like the Promised Land was promised or anything.
Inside the Writing Room of Cards Against Humanity
September 18, 2017
Find out how the sausage gets made at the quintessential parlor game for horrible people.
When Moses Tried to Quit the Game
September 16, 2017
A warning about waiting until you're 120 to make retirement plans
Please Caption This Picture of Sebastian Gorka For Us
September 11, 2017
Seb... Whatcha thinking?
That Time Israel Would’ve Eaten Its Own
September 8, 2017
How many dead babies does it take to cross the desert?
If Houston Needs Anything Post-Harvey, It’s Salami
September 7, 2017
Because nothing says "hurricane recovery" like salty meat
Introducing: The Heeb Bible Experiment
September 1, 2017
A new series starts with, what else?, getting stoned.