Brooklyn Bubbe Borrows _Austin Powers: Special Porn Edition_ From Library

Esther Klein was expecting a night of family fun with her grandkids when she borrowed Austin Powers on VHS from the Borough Park branch of The Brooklyn Public Library. Instead, the Brooklyn grandma was the victim of a diabolical scheme, that could have only been hatched by Dr. Evil, as long pornographic scenes appeared as the ending credits ran.

With no International Man of Mystery to turn to, Klein contacted her assemblyman, Dov Hikind. Hikind immediately jumped onto his soapbox demanding that all six VHS tapes cluttering the local branch’s DVD collection should be removed. He then added that the rogue editor showed "unbelievable chutzpah."