VaJew-Jew: Amy Winehouse Names Her Vagina

In association with the makers of the Mooncup — possibly the grossest feminine hygiene product ever created –Amy Winehouse has named her vagina: “I call it my little VaJew-Jew." (For the uninformed, the Mooncup, an Earth-friendly alternative to tampons, is a silicone cup that captures menstrual fluid and can be reused again and again. Lovely!) The company has even created on online, user-generated version of "The Vagina Monologues" with loveyourvagina.com.

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Because you needed to know more about Winehouse . . . down there.

Since we find the Grey’s Anatomy reference a bit dated, we asked a few of our Jewesses to chime in with their pet names for the warm split knish.

Here’s are our favorites:

Notorious J.A.P: "My kosher pickle cup. (I only date Jews)."

AnneFrank88: "My fur Fendi. My purse is expensive."

American Girl Rebecca Rubin: "My Tzedickah box is all about the joy of giving."

Heeb intern Dana: I’m not sure that celebrity crackhead even uses feminine hygiene products, or bathes for that matter. Hey, can I blog about that?"

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47 Responses

  1. Anonymous

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  2. leah

    Not only is the Mooncup NOT the grossest product ever created, you are completely rude for saying so.

    The Mooncup is quite awesome and much, much, less gross than tampons and pads. If you cared to know why, try asking a woman who uses one.

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  3. Puck

    Surely the real question (because G-d knows any discussion of he products use must be studiously avoided) is why it’s called a Mooncup?
    And whilst I’m not expert on the…female anatomy…it looks rather…large to fit in…there…I’m not sure how it al

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    Uhhh…
    If a freakin’ baby can slip through a birth canal, so can this.

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  7. frankcesca

    Puck, you realize the real size is in the photo with the tampon comparison, not the Photoshopped one? Also, presumably it’s so named because the moon has a 28-day cycle, which is also the average length of a menstrual cycle.

    Steven, I don’t understand h

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  8. franz

    No matter how you slice it, women ARE going to have to handle their own menstrual blood. Whether they choose to see it on a piece of fabric or inside a cup is their own business. Steven, as someone (I make assumptions here) who has never had a period, it

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