Urban Kvetch: Horror Remakes

Horror Remakes
For the love of Romero, stop with the scary movie remakes before I kill somebody. Was it really necessary to crank out another When a Stranger Calls just because we now have cell phones? Did we need that douche from Van Wilder to lead the way for yet another Amityville installment? After watching Paris Hilton gallivant through House of Wax, I wanted to wax suicidal.

JUSTIN POWERS

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