Baby Bumps
When Mr. Show dreamt up the cynical notion of a prenatal fashion show, the targets were rednecks in the post-JonBenet era. But in fact, the Hollywood elite and their parasitic tabloid culture have become the serial fetus fetishizers. If I read one more creepy headline about Nicole Kidman or Jessica Alba finally showing off her “baby bump”—as if the offspring’s in-utero development is the equivalent of a fleshy handbag—I might kidnap said celebrity and induce a miscarriage for the child’s own good.
KENNY HERZOG
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