Unfortunately I can’t seem to find a Goonies action figure to call my own. I had hoped that the powers-that-be at Mezco Toys would send me one for free after I gave them a juicy plug here on HQ. Apparently they sold all of their stock before they could send me a Chunk doll.
Hopefully our friends at Big Bang Pow! won’t let me down. Thanks to the self-proclaimed "Chief Rabbi of the American Association of Jewish Toy-Makers" Jason Labowitz and other members of the Bang gang, eight-inch figures of The Dude and Walter from The Big Lebowski are now available.
Though before I shell out $35 for the plastic pair, I implore Labowitz to hook me up with a care package. And no dirty undies, dude!