Urban Achiever

Unfortunately I can’t seem to find a Goonies action figure to call my own. I had hoped that the powers-that-be at Mezco Toys would send me one for free after I gave them a juicy plug here on HQ. Apparently they sold all of their stock before they could send me a Chunk doll.

Hopefully our friends at Big Bang Pow! won’t let me down. Thanks to the self-proclaimed "Chief Rabbi of the American Association of Jewish Toy-Makers" Jason Labowitz and other members of the Bang gang, eight-inch figures of The Dude and Walter from The Big Lebowski are now available.

Though before I shell out $35 for the plastic pair, I implore Labowitz to hook me up with a care package. And no dirty undies, dude!

What do you think?

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Brian Abrams

3 Responses

  1. AndSuchSmallPortions

    Of all the tchotchkes associated with this crew, I would say that the Folgers urn probably tops the list. It was, after all, their most modest receptacle.

    The Pomeranian’s a close second, though.

  2. montana

    “Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you will about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.”


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