Tootsie Rolls Go Kosher
Oh, foolish gentiles. Don't you realize that the only reason to abandon the true path of Torah and Mitzvos is to partake of your tasty treyf treats? If all your pagan delicacies were kosher, nothing would tempt...
Poles Fail to Show Their Metal: Hock Auschwitz Sign
The "Arbeit Macht Frei" sign hanging over the entrance to Auschwitz has been stolen. According to AFP, former Polish President Lech Walesa decried the theft of the sign and said he hoped it was only &...
University of Wisconsin’s “East Coast Jewish Honeys” Not Laughing at “Coastie Song”
(video after the jump)"The Coastie Song" video, racking up hits across the Web, is a catchy, clever and pointed farceof a small butunmistakably visible portion of the University of Wisconsin-Madison's...
Enjoy Christmas: Under New British Standards, You Are Not a Jew
As of yesterday, to remain a card-carrying member of the tribe, you might have to start going to temple and working with the homeless. (That means I'm done.) The British Supreme Court just threw out the classic...
Qiran, a Muslim Dating Site, Posts Murdered Jew in Advertisement
A smiling picture of brutally slain Jew Ilan Halimi appeared in an advertisement for Qiran, the online Muslim Canadian dating service.In 2006, Halimi was tortured for twenty-four days by a Muslim gang. In July ...
Hannibal Buress, Working Comedian
Hannibal Buress refuses to go ice-skating. The comedian/Saturday Night Live writer meets me at Rockefeller Center but won't join me on the skating rink. The cafes are packed with tourists, so we sit on the step...
Link Round Up
Inception aka The Dark Knight 2: Floodpants Riverdance(FilmDrunk)Flix Are for Kids (Agent Bedhead) Life Advice for the Day: Be the Molester, Not the Molested.(Michael Ian Black via Wits...
Chosen Comix: Graphic Novel Gift Guide
Anyone bored by the culture's current crop of coming-of-age stories and romantic comedy DVDs should consider graphic novels for their gift-giving needs. Comics aren't just for dorks anymore. Even hot chicks rea...
Courtney Love Loses Custody of Daughter, Parenting May Be to Blame
A Los Angeles court ruled yesterday that Courtney Love is no longer entitled to legal custody of her daughter Frances Bean. The spawn of the late Kurt Cobain will be put in temporary care with Cobain's mother, ...
Jew Hunting at the Golden Globes
I could give a shit about award shows, but the Golden Globe nominations were announced this morning (check out the nominees) and it's heartening to see the Heeb Best of 5769 get its deserved share of recognitio...
Nosh Pit: Latkes, Three Ways
I'm sure by now you've hit a holiday party with all sorts of starchy casserole goodness, but don't forget about the Jewish version of hash browns better known as latkes. After all, they're the only good thing a...
Eli Roth Plugs “Inglourious Basterds” DVD Release on “TMZ Live” with a Game of “Jew, Not a Jew”
To plug Tuesday's DVD release of Inglourious Basterds, Eli Roth stopped by the TMZ offices to play "Jew, Not a Jew," the game made famous by the greatest SNL skit ever. (This is still Tom Hanks's finest cultura...
