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I Feel Jesus Inside Me

I accept Jesus as my personal savior, Hallelujah! I've converted from Babeland's battery-operated nicknacks to Divine Interventions's Jackhammer Jesus (click to explore color options for this 7 1/2-inch high, 1...
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Link Round Up

Crystal Brass Knuckles: "I am going to realign your chakras motherfucker!" (The Daily What)Brooklyn Synagogue Wants to Give You Tequila (Asylum)Heeb 100 Allison Schulnik's Upcoming Exhibition (Mark Moore G...
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Chosen Music: Pearl Harbor

Pearl Harbor's Piper and Skylar Kaplan sit across from me, side by side, at Silver Lake's hip Vietnamese soup shop Phở. With matching elbow-length golden tresses, they're unmistakably sisters. Piper, 22, does...
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Urban Kvetch: My Mean Esthetician

Listen, scary facial lady with undefined Eastern European accent, stop yelling at me for having pimples. It's not my fault, okay? No, I don't always wash my face after I stumble home drunk, and yes, I buy cheap...
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Rink Lound Up

D'ohfamation (Asylum) You Just Got Japp'd! (The Daily What)"This One Time at Band Camp... a Baby Shot Out of My Pussy." (Agent Bedhead)Michael Cera Feeds the Gueeds (FilmDrunk)Tit Builder 3000 (Screen...