First Iowa, Then Manhattan?

As soon as we saw the news about Iowa legalizing same sex marriage, we knew it was coming, and lo and behold, just a few days later, Vermont follows suit. Let’s be clear, we have no problem with gays, but we think that that Midwestern values belong in the Midwest. If we’d wanted to live in a modern day Sodom, we would have stayed in Wisconsin. So, as Iowan values spread to the rest of the Atlantic seabord, we want to make plea for the simple, homespun virtues of Manhattan, and ask that you not impose your morals on us.

What do you think?

About The Author

jewdar

The Tel Aviv-born, Milwaukee-bred Jewdar has a bachelors' from the University of Wisconsin, a Masters from NYU, and an Honorable Discharge from the US Army, where he spent two years as an infantryman in the 101st Airborne Division. He's the co-author of "The Big Book of Jewish Conspiracies", the Humor Editor of Heeb Magazine, and a watcher of TV. Smarter than most funny people, funnier than most smart people, he lives on the Lower East Side with his wife and two sons.

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