Links for Jews Controlling the Media
Jews do control the media, a GOP senatorial candidate dressed in drag, U.S. congressman weds his longtime boyfriend
Links for The Watchmaker
A short film about a Brooklyn-based watchmaker, escaping haredi arranged marriages, Israel slashes price of benchmark Big Mac
Close Your Eyes And Think Of…
In the worst case scenario, Israel should take a page from the entertainment world.
An American in England
Through existential self-pity, I resurrected my inflamed tonsils with Dickensian grandeur – and I imagined – or, I should say, tried to imagine – how happy I'd have been to be born (and, soon enough, died) a Briton.
Fat Jew Wants a Job
Behold Fat Jew as he crashes a Heeb editorial meeting, gets all up on Editor-in-Chief Erin Hershberg while the rest of us cower and hide, confused as all hell.
Ellen Sirot Gets Hand Slapped
Comic actress Michaela Watkins reaches out to bitch slap a hand model.
DADT Is Gay
It seems to us that at the point at which Satanism is an officially recognized religion in the army, you can't really argue that letting gays in the military is sending the wrong message.
Leo Contemplates Removing Cap
Leonardo Dicaprio may be set to join the ranks of such luminaries as Ike Turner, Nell Carter, and Sammy Davis Jr. No, he’s not becoming black, sillies—he’s contemplating converting!
My Journey with ED
For a while, I silently battled a deeply personal issue that left me feeling embarrassed and defeated: erectile dysfunction (ED). It's not a topic I ever thought I'd be discussing openly as a radio host, but I...
Heeb’s Fall Fashion Picks for Men
No thanks, Fashion Week. As Fall approaches, it's time to talk about the clothes us regular people wear. Men, this is your first Heeb Fashion Guide. Get dressed.
So Much for Controlling the Media
The publisher of Heeb waxes philosophical on the state of the magazine...then takes another swig.
MTA New York City Subway for Jews
Print out our map and begin complaining about the spots we can't be forgiven for leaving out.
