Cotton Swabs
Forget the generic brand’s common, cotton comb-over—the sound of that extra 40 cents dropping on the counter is music to my wax-filled ears. Using generic cotton swabs is like wiping your ass with sandpaper, so when it comes to wiping my Eustachian tube, it’s only the Q. Don’t give me a hassle; I get off on sticking it to the man as much as the next guy, just as long as I don’t have to stick anything but my beloved Q-Tip© into my ear.
ADAM BARUCHOWITZ
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