Why is it that every time I try to explain the virtues of the adult entertainment industry I’m given dirty looks and hand sanitizer? People – Pornography isn’t just “two people doin’ it”. (Or, three people, four people, nine people, occasionally someone dressed as a clown – I could go on…) It’s answers. Answers to questions like:
– How will the pizza delivery man react when that woman answers the door naked?
(Answer: He’ll have sex with her!)
– What will the college professor do when that nubile co-ed offers him sex for a passing grade?
(Answer: Yup – he has sex with her!)
– What could Nurse Trixie possibly do to bring her patient out of his sex-induced coma?
(Answer: Have even more sex with him!)
But, while these questions are entirely realistic, hard hitting sociological examinations, the porn industry also likes to kick back, relax, and let their dedicated fan base tell them what’s what. For example, the fine people at the Pornhub network recently decided to put the power in the (sticky) hands of their fans, with a series of surveys on their network-affiliated Peeperz site. (Yes, that link is entirely NSFW. Have fun.) And so, thanks to over three thousand dedicated porn fans, we now know, definitively: “Who is the Hottest Jewish Celebrity Babe”.
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- Scarlett Johansson (30%, 989 votes)
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- Mila Kunis (24%, 795 votes)
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- Bar Refaeli (10%, 315 votes)
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- Natalie Portman (9%, 306 votes)
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- Kat Dennings (5%, 173 votes)
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- Emmanuel Chriqui (4%, 133 votes)
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- Rachel Weisz (3%, 92 votes)
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- Rashida Jones (3%, 91 votes)
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- Emmy Rossum (3%, 86 votes)
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- Ashley Tisdale (2%, 68 votes)
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- Sarah Michelle Geller (2%, 63 votes)
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- Lea Michelle (2%, 50 votes)
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- Michelle Trachtenberg (1%, 38 votes)
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- Gina Gershon (1%, 20 votes)
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- Jamie-Lynn Sigler (1%, 18 votes)
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- Zoe Kravitz (1%, 17 votes)
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- Evan Rachel Wood (0%, 15 votes)
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- Esti Ginzberg (0%, 11 votes)
Like any internet list, though, this one isn’t immune to intense scrutiny. So you tell us – who’re the hottest Jewish women (and men!) they missed?
[via Guyspeed]
Entertaining article though I would suggest removing this part: “What could Nurse Trixie possibly do to bring her patient out of his sex-induced coma?” since it describes a non-consensual act.
For future reference:
Actors of fully Jewish background: -Logan Lerman, Natalie Portman, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Mila Kunis, Bar Refaeli, James Wolk, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Julian Morris, Adam Brody, Esti Ginzburg, Kat Dennings, Gabriel Macht, Erin Heatherton, Odeya Rush, Anton Yelchin, Paul Rudd, Scott Mechlowicz, Lisa Kudrow, Lizzy Caplan, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Gal Gadot, Debra Messing, Robert Kazinsky, Melanie Laurent, Shiri Appleby, Justin Bartha, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Margarita Levieva, Elizabeth Berkley, Halston Sage, Seth Gabel, Skylar Astin, Mia Kirshner, Alden Ehrenreich, Eric Balfour, Jason Isaacs, Jon Bernthal.
Actors with Jewish mothers and non-Jewish fathers -Jake Gyllenhaal, Dave Franco, James Franco, Scarlett Johansson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Daniel Radcliffe, Alison Brie, Eva Green, Emmy Rossum, Rashida Jones, Jennifer Connelly, Nora Arnezeder, Goldie Hawn, Ginnifer Goodwin, Amanda Peet, Eric Dane, Jeremy Jordan, Joel Kinnaman, Ben Barnes, Patricia Arquette, Kyra Sedgwick, Dave Annable.
Actors with Jewish fathers and non-Jewish mothers, who themselves were either raised as Jews and/or identify as Jews: -Andrew Garfield, Ezra Miller, Gwyneth Paltrow, Alexa Davalos, Nat Wolff, Nicola Peltz, James Maslow, Josh Bowman, Winona Ryder, Ben Foster, Nikki Reed, Zac Efron, Jonathan Keltz.
Oh, and Ansel Elgort’s father is Jewish, though I don’t know how Ansel was raised.
Actors with one Jewish-born parent and one parent who converted to Judaism -Dianna Agron, Sara Paxton (whose father converted, not her mother), Alicia Silverstone, and Jamie-Lynn Sigler.
Don’t forget Sandra Bernhard,she’ hot! (bring back Reel Wild Cinema),Sarah Silverman,totally hot,nice jewish girl.
there is probably there is other hot femail jewish celebrities that i just can’t think of right now,Also go on Wikipedia to
get other infomation on jewish celebrities and jewish things.
I LIKE SARAH SILVERMAN AS SHE IS FUNNY AND SEXY A GREAT COMBINATION,