If Hasidic papers can't print Hillary Clinton's visage, who else may they have missed over the years?
We are sex obsessed, I think, not because it’s in our blood but because it’s in our book. Lord, forgive me but the Torah can be outright smutty.
Stop hiding your baldness with your yarmulke. Hide it instead with your yarmulke and fake hair.
We know that for a certain generation of young Jewish men, Ms. Portman was the n'est plus ultra of Jewish sex symbols. But retiring to be a stay at home mom? That's just too much!
Bad enough that the Brit had to get a bris to please his missus
Living with Westboro Baptist Church, Chassidism step up aggression towards bicyclists, MASA Israel Journey internships get Fortune 500 backing...
There is a token popular Jew in every cultural field. There's Author Jew, Movie Jew, Music Jew, TV Jew. They have their place, somewhere between non-threatening folklore and bittersweet nostalgia.
It’s an unpredictable twist, bubbelah. That you will find images of these curly-haired, big-nosed women getting humped (and kind of hackneyedly complaining about it) the ultimate object of erotic devastation.
Behold Fat Jew as he crashes a Heeb editorial meeting, gets all up on Editor-in-Chief Erin Hershberg while the rest of us cower and hide, confused as all hell.
He's a Kryptonian who crashed on Earth, and was raised by Jonathan and Martha Kent--good people, salt of the Earth, and normally, good Americans, but there does seem to be one violation of American law they helped facilitate.
Lots of Nazis fled to South America after the war, especially the more complicit ones. I just didn't expect to be meeting one on the second day of my travels.
As for the details, we'll find out over time (we're expecting a big spread in Martha Stewart Living about how you can make your house look like Osama's Abottobad Dream McMansion).