Oy Vey, Y-Love is Gay

Oy Vey, Y-Love is Gay

Y-Love enjoys some aspects of the same-sex environment of haredi life more than a hasidic man is supposed to
Eli Belly Crosses the Line

Eli Belly Crosses the Line

Heeb welcomes Eli Valley to the family of Jewish satirists who have been condemned by the Anti-Defamation League.
John Travolta Blames Gay Hollywood Jews for Own Homosexuality

John Travolta Blames Gay Hollywood Jews for Own Homosexuality

Travolta claims Hollywood is controlled by homosexual Jewish men who expect favors
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Rubbing Women Out of History, Hasidic Style

Rubbing Women Out of History, Hasidic Style

If Hasidic papers can't print Hillary Clinton's visage, who else may they have missed over the years?

Glatt Kasher: Why are Jews Pervs?

We are sex obsessed, I think, not because it’s in our blood but because it’s in our book. Lord, forgive me but the Torah can be outright smutty.
Buy This Now: Introducing the Hairmulka

Buy This Now: Introducing the Hairmulka

Stop hiding your baldness with your yarmulke. Hide it instead with your yarmulke and fake hair.
Stop It, You're Killing Us!

Stop It, You’re Killing Us!

We know that for a certain generation of young Jewish men, Ms. Portman was the n'est plus ultra of Jewish sex symbols. But retiring to be a stay at home mom? That's just too much!
Madonna: Now You Tell Me?

Madonna: Now You Tell Me?

Bad enough that the Brit had to get a bris to please his missus
Links for Living with America's Most Hated Family

Links for Living with America’s Most Hated Family

Living with Westboro Baptist Church, Chassidism step up aggression towards bicyclists, MASA Israel Journey internships get Fortune 500 backing...

A Berlin Jew

There is a token popular Jew in every cultural field. There's Author Jew, Movie Jew, Music Jew, TV Jew. They have their place, somewhere between non-threatening folklore and bittersweet nostalgia.

Confessions From My Crotch

It’s an unpredictable twist, bubbelah. That you will find images of these curly-haired, big-nosed women getting humped (and kind of hackneyedly complaining about it) the ultimate object of erotic devastation.
Fat Jew Wants a Job

Fat Jew Wants a Job

Behold Fat Jew as he crashes a Heeb editorial meeting, gets all up on Editor-in-Chief Erin Hershberg while the rest of us cower and hide, confused as all hell.
Superman's Faux Citizenship Flap

Superman’s Faux Citizenship Flap

He's a Kryptonian who crashed on Earth, and was raised by Jonathan and Martha Kent--good people, salt of the Earth, and normally, good Americans, but there does seem to be one violation of American law they helped facilitate.
The Nazi's Granddaughter

The Nazi’s Granddaughter

Lots of Nazis fled to South America after the war, especially the more complicit ones. I just didn't expect to be meeting one on the second day of my travels.
Osama Dead, Obama Said

Osama Dead, Obama Said

As for the details, we'll find out over time (we're expecting a big spread in Martha Stewart Living about how you can make your house look like Osama's Abottobad Dream McMansion).