Heeb Fiction: An Exclusive Excerpt From Samuel Sattin's "League of Somebodies"

Heeb Fiction: An Exclusive Excerpt From Samuel Sattin’s “League of Somebodies”

Young Nemo Zatkin has been accused of masturbating in school. His father considers himself a superhero and is training Nemo to become one. How's this poor kid supposed to pick up a girl?
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Five Great Songs About Jerusalem (And One Terrible One)

May 8th is "Jerusalem Day". To celebrate, here are a few of our favorite songs about Jerusalem, and one that's...well... pretty lousy.
Lux Alptraum's Six Best Moments In The History Of Jewish Sex

Lux Alptraum’s Six Best Moments In The History Of Jewish Sex

Fleshbot.com CEO, and all around Sex-Maven Lux Alptraum shares her choices for the best in the history of Jewish sex
Jew Me Up, Jew Me Down: Acceptable Contexts for "Jew" as a Verb

Jew Me Up, Jew Me Down: Acceptable Contexts for “Jew” as a Verb

If you must use "Jew" as an action word, use it correctly! Heeb presents a handy list for anyone who missed the lesson in school.
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The Jon Stewart/Donald Trump Feud: Taiwanese Animated Edition

The Daily Show host calls Donald Trump a funny name. The Donald claims Stewart isn't proud of his heritage, and the whole thing is turned into a cartoon.
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Carrying on the proud tradition of Jewish comics spoofing European art house cinema, Sarah Silverman finds herself in an awkward French love-triangle in "Féte des Pets ('Fart Party')"
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The Jew In The Prison Yard

It's not often we hear what it's like to be a Jew in jail. A recent essay by prisoner David Arenberg offers a fascinating glimpse at Jewish life behind bars.
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"Pizza Bagels", The San Francisco Jewish Film Festival's short of the month, is a charming take on Italian-Jewish relations.
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How A Bagel Gets Its Hole

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Smell Like A Jew With This New Cologne

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The Beastie Boys Get Stupid, Get Animated

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“Porks And Recreation” Is the Parks And Rec. Porn Parody We Deserve

Heeb's favorite Jewish porn director is back with his funniest XXX parody yet.