JudaicaFAIL
I can't tell you how much time I waste mocking basketball yarmulkes, matzoh toilet seats and the ubiquitous array of Super Jew t-shirtsI find online. But now that I've discoveredJudaican't, a Tumblr account com...
Moshe Kasher: UFC Isn’t Just for Douchebags Anymore
UFC 106: Ortiz vs. Griffin 2 is just days away, so what are you going to do? Ultimate fighting superstars Tito Ortiz (Jenna Jameson's baby daddy) and Forrest Griffin (a man who looks curiously like Curious Geor...
Judaism 2.0 and the Clean Energy Bandwagon
What do 200 tree-hugging Jews in San Francisco have in common—besides heads of unruly dark curls? Sarah Silverman, believe it or not. On Sunday, November 8 at the Jewish Community Center of San Francisco it wa...
The Rich and Wealthy Peck and Tear at Former King Madoff’s Corpse: Even In Jail, Bernie Makes More Money Than You
If my net worth came anywhere near Bernie Madoff's old Rolex and jewelry budget, I'd be on a yacht in the Caribbean rather than reporting the daily stream of Jewish absurdity. In an attempt to pay back his vict...
How to Play with Your Dog’s Schmeckle
No bullshit, kids. This lady actually shows you how to "treat" your pet's dong for. . . well, some kind of terrible doggie penis dysfunction. But she never takes her hand off it! (Watch her work the m...
Yiddish for Schmendricks
Rarely has a short, seemingly meaningless piece of journalism sent Jewdar into such Hulk-like paroxysms of rage. We speak of a little bit offluff that appeared in last week's Forward,an inexplicably positive re...
Robbie Chafitz Is Good for the Money
Meet Robbie Chafitz, a screenwriter whose short film Time Out screened at Sundance, and a contributor to Sex, Drugs & Gefilte Fish. He'll be telling his story, "The Money Was Good," this Thursday (Nove...
Beyonce’s Kid Sister Is More Indie Than You
Text by Patrick Collins Solange Knowles (remember her?) just sucker-punched all stupid hipsters who think they're underground for listening to The Dirty Projectors. With her cover of "Stillness of the...
Hollywood’s Mental Health Plan
If your insurance fails to cover mental health or you're wary of trying out a new shrink, take comfort in Heeb's list of our favorite fictional therapists of all time.Dr. Finch in Running With Scissors: Yes, I ...
Grave New World
Sitting down at the table with Howard Bloom, Mitchell Joachim, Daniel Pinchbeck and Douglas Rushkoff is worse than sitting down with your grandmother. At least your grandmother feeds you after she frightens you about where the world is headed.
Amy Winehouse Loves T&A
After struggling with her addictions to crank, coke, heroin, and BLAAAAAAAKE, Amy Winehouse is toying with a new vice - plastic surgery. Her recent boob job - going from a 32B to a 32D - has left her so happy, ...
Jewish Make-Believe with Rebecca Addelman
Meet Rebecca Addelman, a writer and comedian living in Los Angeles who currently writes for the animated sketch show "SuperNews!" on Current TV. She's also the author of "Gershon" in Sex, Drugs & Gefilte Fi...
