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Gay Scientists Locate Christian Gene

For years, gay scientists have been researching the cause of Christianity. A news report on CNNN announced that the Christian gene had been located - a major breakthrough in their research, and proof that it is...
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Balkan Beat Box: The _Heeb_ Interview

The three main members of Balkan Beat Box—Tomer Yosef (vocals and percussion), Ori Kaplan (saxophones) and Tamir Muskat (drums and programming)—are Israeli Jews who grew up exposed to jazz, Eastern European fol...
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Kosher Ham

Apparently Kroger's isn't the only grocery store in Texas that can't keep its kosher inventory straight. This photo, taken at Sam's Club, was submitted by Heeb 100 alum Robert McKee, also infamous for seeking v...
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Robo-Schtupp

The year is 2020—the massage parlors are empty. Millions of dejected prostitutes have gone back to school. And Hasidic Jews all over the world are achieving sexual fulfillment within the confines of their own h...