Jew Hunting at the Golden Globes
I could give a shit about award shows, but the Golden Globe nominations were announced this morning (check out the nominees) and it's heartening to see the Heeb Best of 5769 get its deserved share of recognitio...
YouTube Mashup of the Week: Kosher Face
Set to the music of Lady Gaga's "Poker Face," this YouTube viral vid flashes through tons of Jewish celebrities. Make sure to watch for a huge advantage in your next game of "Jew, Not a Jew." The standards get ...
Urban Kvetch: Bragging About Your Health
Now that it's cold season, please don't explain how you were "starting to get sick, but fought it off." You fought it off? Do you have so few accomplishments that you need to take credit for your God-...
Eli Roth Plugs “Inglourious Basterds” DVD Release on “TMZ Live” with a Game of “Jew, Not a Jew”
To plug Tuesday's DVD release of Inglourious Basterds, Eli Roth stopped by the TMZ offices to play "Jew, Not a Jew," the game made famous by the greatest SNL skit ever. (This is still Tom Hanks's finest cultura...
Stephanie Green: _Cancer Is the New Black_
Meet Stephanie Green, a writer whose privileged life was interrupted by stage II breast cancer at 32. She responded by shopping, botoxing, pill-popping and partying her way through a bilateral mastectomy, recon...
Epic Battle over Traffic Demarcations/Jewish Souls Spirals into Felliniesqe Absurdity
For those who have not been following this present-day "holy war," here's the rundown: The Hasidic community of Williamsburg requested the removal of 14 blocks of bike lane markings, complaining that "the cycli...
Israel, We Will Take Your Heretics
This week, Israel's justice minister announced that Jewish religious law should become "binding law of state," inciting panic among the country's secular majority. We agree with Minister Yaakov Neeman...
Edan: “The Universe’s Answer to Mainstream Rap”
Edan Portnoy is a Jewish rapper, but, lucky for listeners, the former has little to do with the latter. To promote Echo Party, his follow-up to the critically acclaimed Beauty and the Beat, Edan invited me down...
Aliens in Your Office: Adam Busch Talks _Drones_
Buffy the Vampire Slayer fans were horrified when supervillian Warren shot lesbian witch Tara, but that violent murder made for a surprisingly happy ending. Adam Busch and Amber Benson, the actors who played th...
CBS Cares Wishes You a Happy Pap Schmear This Hannukah
During the finale of The Amazing Race, CBS Cares aired two PSAs awkwardly imploring viewers to gift the women in their lives pap smears for the holidays.
Thank you, CBS Cares. Yes, a pap smear is exactly wha...
God Announces His Appearance at Heebonism, Palm Springs
(God's Vlog after the jump) Yes, that's right: The big G dash D chimes in on His Christmas Eve plans in this special exclusive for Heebmagazine.com. Make your reservation for Heebonism at the swank Ace Hotel in...
Do Not Fear Zombie Hitler; KGB Made Sure The Fuhrer Wouldn’t Return
Rest easy, Jews. We're officially safe from any undead, vampire or cloned version of the Fuhrer. New reports reveal the Soviets burned his and Eva Braun's bodies and dumped the remains in an East German river i...
