According to Script Shadow, the “jewces” will be flowing between Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in director Darren Aronofsky’s upcoming ballet thriller Black Swan. The ladies won’t just be swapping spit, "we’re talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex."

This presents an interesting dilemma for the horny Orthodox community: while they surely will welcome the Jew-on-Jew action, how will they handle these NJGs eating unkosher clams?

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