Heeb 100 alum Mara Altman’s vagina-obsessed memoir, Thanks for Coming, may very well discharge on your tv sets in the near future, now that HBO has optioned the rights and has brought on screenwriter Mark Steven Johnson (Grumpy Old Men, Daredevil) to work on a draft of the Brooklyn author’s collection of anecdotes on searching for sexual satisfaction. “I’m so grateful,” said Altman, still startled from the fact that she was published in the first place. “I hope we get to see this project all the way to the screen.”

Yeah, let’s hope so, because she’s not the first Heeb 100 alum to get picked up by Home Box Office, and, at this point, anything will help get that nasty taste of cob-webbed Sex and the City 2 cooch out of our mouths.