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Heeb Issue #9Urban Kvetch
The Dalai Lama
That’s right, you smirking little bastard—you were listed as treyf opposite Dolly Parton in our Spring issue. What’s the matter? Not getting as much attention now that the Falun Gong
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That’s right, you smirking little bastard—you were listed as treyf opposite Dolly Parton in our Spring issue. What’s the matter? Not getting as much attention now that the Falun Gong
Jewdar
Chai-klops:
By the time you read this someone out there will be the proud owner of a piece of Jewish history: the eye patch of sabra, superstud Moshe Dayan, who lost his eye—one of only two in the
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By the time you read this someone out there will be the proud owner of a piece of Jewish history: the eye patch of sabra, superstud Moshe Dayan, who lost his eye—one of only two in the
Horascopes
Aries (March 21-April 19) Starting in early October, every lawyer in New York whose name ends in a four-letter combination like “baum” will be tanned and rested from Easthampton, ready to both help
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Features
Cut-up Artist
(excerpted from original article)
Though talented and sexy, with great timing, a singular writing voice and a solid presence in comedy for many years now—a true comic’s comic—just what to do with
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Though talented and sexy, with great timing, a singular writing voice and a solid presence in comedy for many years now—a true comic’s comic—just what to do with
Features
Bigmouth Strikes Again: An Oral Report
(excerpted from original article)
Once upon a time, the conventional wisdom was clear. The mouth of a Jewish woman served three purposes, and three alone—to berate, emasculate and ask for money.
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Once upon a time, the conventional wisdom was clear. The mouth of a Jewish woman served three purposes, and three alone—to berate, emasculate and ask for money.
Features
Fetish Party
(excerpted from original article)
Naomi Wolf is the kind of intellectual who demands a response, even if it’s a roll of the eyes. The 43-year-old Rhodes Scholar and Yale graduate became the cover girl
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Naomi Wolf is the kind of intellectual who demands a response, even if it’s a roll of the eyes. The 43-year-old Rhodes Scholar and Yale graduate became the cover girl
Features
In a Biblical Sense
(excerpted from original article)
When it comes to the sexiest ancient religious text, most people think of the Kama Sutra. That book, however, is all about theory—things you could do if you had the
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When it comes to the sexiest ancient religious text, most people think of the Kama Sutra. That book, however, is all about theory—things you could do if you had the
Features
Between Us
(excerpted from original article)
I thought the Jewish community would want to hear my story, but they wanted the aliyah story, the brave soldier boy story, the now-I’m-religious story. Not this one.
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I thought the Jewish community would want to hear my story, but they wanted the aliyah story, the brave soldier boy story, the now-I’m-religious story. Not this one.
