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Heeb Issue #11Urban Kvetch
Our Founding Fathers
Just because they dressed like dorks it doesn’t mean they would’ve been Republican assholes like you if they were around today. You think because Jefferson believed in “life,
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Just because they dressed like dorks it doesn’t mean they would’ve been Republican assholes like you if they were around today. You think because Jefferson believed in “life,
Jewdar
Be My Guest:
We found ourselves on an express train to Thrillsville when we learned that not only is Christopher Guest in post-production on a new film, For Your Consideration, but that the plot revolves
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We found ourselves on an express train to Thrillsville when we learned that not only is Christopher Guest in post-production on a new film, For Your Consideration, but that the plot revolves
Heebraica
Nevermind the Brisket
You are probably as accustomed to walking past Tex-Mex, Thai-French and Pan-Asian restaurants as you are the neighborhood deli. But a “Cuban Reuben”? Don’t laugh, Jewish fusion may be coming to a
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Feature Interview
Feast or Famine
With the book and now film Fast Food Nation, Walmart’s recent switch to organic produce, Slow Food restaurants popping up all over the country and what seems to be a growing hunger for “inconvenient
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Features
Our Stomachs, Ourselves
“Krazy” Kevin Lipsitz once knew what victory tasted like: kosher pickles. Six years ago, the magazine subscription manager from Staten Island took first place in the Carnegie Deli Annual Pickle
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Features
Boiling Point
I was on the Indonesian island of Flores, famous for its multicolored volcanic lakes, and I came across a bunch of backpackers talking to a restaurant owner about the possibility of him roasting them a
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Features
No Chopped Liver
There was the time I gave a poop sandwich to my rabbi. It was at the confirmation class picnic in my backyard and I was 16 years old—old enough to know it wasn’t funny. But I thought he would
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Photo Feature
Borscht Belt Horror
You can run…you can hide…this is the soup that eats you alive. If you’ve never been to the Catskills, now is not the time to visit. Peter Svarzbein’s stills of Heeb’s first horror film.
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Features
Read It and Eat
Here at Heeb, we certainly make no claims to be refined epicureans. We love Halloween candy and movie popcorn, and to be honest, if truly desperate we’d eat that linty Mento stuck in the couch. But we
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Bible Studies
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Booty Calls
Whether it’s number one, number two or some hellacious hybrid thereof, using public restrooms can be, pardon the pun, a real pain in the ass. We’re all used to the comforts of our bathrooms at
