Excessive Wear
Face it, dude, you're a fucking mess. Your breath stinks, your hair is dishevelved and your clothes wreak of cigarette stench. Winter fashion even though the party's so over.
The Chosen Ones
Proust, Kafka, Orwell. . .if hyper-intellectual 21st century geeks have their say, the name Joss Whedon will someday be right up there with those dead guys. Creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Serenity and Firefly, the genre king is one of those rare artists whose work hits both low and high, embraced by teenage fans...
My Chemical Romance
Stephanie Green experienced Ecstasy, acid, shrooms, mescaline, cocaine, crystal, pot and almost every kind of downer—then she got to experience breast cancer.
Trail of Ashes
Aulcie Perry did more than just play basketball. And it would take more than a drug conviction for his country to forget it.
The Wasted Issue
In turning The Simpsons‘ Krusty the Clown (née Herschel Krustofski) into a golem, dripping obscenely in a bukkake of resin, New York-based sculptor Justin Lieberman hasn’t quite created a monster, but a fitting tribute to one of TV’s greatest Jews. The self-explanatory piece, Krusty Kast with Polymeliac Limb and Vestigial Tail (2008), was featured in...
Waste Management
Newspaper and cardboard can be recycled, but toilet paper cannot. In an average lifetime, a single human being will flush 4,249 rolls of paper down the toilet—and that doesn’t take into account the four layers you drape over the seat in public restrooms. In an effort to reduce our carbon footprint, Heeb offers you this...
Kyketail, Anyone?
Tried everything to get the attention of that cute guy or girl all alone on the other side of the bar? Try buying them one of these Heeb signature sippers. After all, a conversation about your virulent anti- Semitism is probably better than no conversation at all. “The Horny Rabbi” Ingredients: 3 parts Iceberg vodka...
Don’t Get Fresh With Me
Stale challah is a versatile ingredient—without which the following recipes would fall as flat as another dough-bomb you know. Stale Challah Croutons Ingredients: 1 Stale Challah Directions: 1. Preheat oven to 300°F. 2. Cut stale challah slices into cubes as big or small as your aesthetic ego, and arrange on baking sheet. 3. Allow 15...
Riot Incorporated
Britney Spears, Michael Jackson and Lindsay Lohan have given being bonkers a bad name. And this, friends, is why you need to appreciate Courtney Love. She may be a partied-out, namedropping big mouth, but thanks to her, it's still cool to be a screw up.
Spoonful of Sugar
If you're looking for something to do with your money now that the stock market has crashed, put it all on Natasha Lyonne's comeback.
