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_Heeb_ Presents:

Fire Up the VCR Illustration by Angela Dominguez You put in the tape and hit "Play." Bill Clinton is standing in the front yard of the White House throwing a tennis ball to his Labrador Retriever,...
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_Heeb_ Presents:

You Look in the Closet You open the closet door and much to your surprise you find yourself face-to-face with Vice President Cheney. "Vice President Cheney, what are you doing here?" A startled...
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_Heeb_ Presents:

Stand Up to Cheney Cheney's crooked, maniacal grin shifts ever so slightly into a crooked, maniacal scowl. "Uh-oh," he says. "Looks like I'm about to have another unfortunate hunting...
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_Heeb_ Presents:

Obey "God," Kill Ginsberg You inch closer to Ginsburg with the pillow. She's sleeping like a baby. Just as you're about cover her face, she's awakened by a commercial for Carnival Cruise. Her eyes widen at...