Nothing brings more tourists running than weird shit–giant balls of string, women with four heads, mermaids. That’s right, a mermaid has been sighted in Kiryat Yam, Israel, and the fannypack crowd is basically freaking the fuck out. Apparently, the mythical creature looks like a cross between a little girl and a dolphin.
The town council has made the prospect of visiting this rather blah town even more attractive by offering a $1 million award to anyone who can catch the female fish on film.
That’s a lot of money for a lousy photo, but, according to the council, "If there really is a mermaid, then so many people and tourists will come to Kiryat Yam, a lot more money will be made than a $1 million."
Yeah, and also, mermaids don’t exist. So…
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Aug 13, 2009
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