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Reeling in A-Rod
According to The New York Daily News, Cynthia Rodriguez believes that Madonna lured her husband into infidelity with the ancient magic of kabbalah. “I feel like Madonna is using mind control over him,” C-Rod told a friend.
Certainly, this isn’t the first
Hudu You Love?
There are 37 Jews in the country of Bahrain, and one of them is its new Washington Ambassador. Eyebrows were raised last Thursday when Hudu Nunu was appointed to the position. “This move is not propaganda,” exclaimed a high-ranking official in Bahrain. “It
Ancestors to Perform at Diamond Days July 19
On the title track off their debut album Neptune With Fire, Los Angeles-band Ancestors lure you in with a long intro that sounds like it’s lifted out of Phantom of the Opera only to transition into some of the most epic sludge you’ve ever heard. For the
Head Games
Minutes after the grand opening of Berlin’s new Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum, a German man pushed passed two guards and ripped the head off a wax effigy of Adolph Hitler.
So, the guy murders six-million people and the Germans give him the equivalent of what
Kabbalah-Gate?
Gotham has been gaga over the word that Madonna has been canoodling with A-Rod. Now it’s time for Jewdar to begin to feign interest, as word on the street is that A-Rod’s quite-possibly-soon-to-be ex Cynthia is alleging that the Pop Diva is using the power
Going Out of Body Sale
So, apparently a New Zealand man is selling his soul— not to the devil, but on the Internet. According to The Associated Press, Walter Scott, 24, is trying to hawk his spirit on TradeMe, a New Zealand auction site. Right now the bidding is up to $676. Judging
Id-iot
Jewdar has never found Denise Richards (above right, with quasi-marrano Neve Campbell) to be particularly hot. Still, one might imagine that were Jewdar to have a dream featuring her, some sort of forniculatory gestures might be involved.
So deep and
Two Can Play at that Game
Mrs. A-Rod is allegedly seeing Lenny Kravitz.
Stay tuned for all of the ongoing seismic, semitic shifts to the story right here….
Material Boy Meets Material Girl
According to Us Weekly, Madonna, 49, and New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez, 32, are having an affair. Apparently, Madonna has been hosting late-night visits from Rodriguez in her Central Park West apartment, which have “all the doormen talking.” Further





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