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I was as excited as a pedophile in a playground when I found out about the naked Bar Refaeli video circulating the Internet. However, the buzz wore off quickly as I realized that this tasteful black and white Israeli art exhibition

Given our proper Midwestern upbringing, Jewdar hates to be ungrateful. So, we’d like to begin by thanking Boaz Yakin and everybody associated with Boaz Yakin for the invitation to a screening of his new Holocaust-themed tour-de-force, Death in Love. Having

The Most Sane Comment comes from bloodclot on Street Carnage‘s post, “My Girlfriend Fucked a Hockey Team (Part 3).”

“love is the second dumbest reason to do something, right after religion.”

And now back to round up of Daily Links—

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Coming from the same neck of the woods as the Black Lips and Deerhunter, The Coathangers have a penchant for playing dirt-stained garage rock. The all-girl band also shares some of the weird jerky sensibilities found in early 80’s post-punk bands like The

After trimming his toes nails, a British man decided to keep on clipping and set to work on his foreskin.  What made him snip his schmeckle?  Was he self-conscious after the boys in the locker room teased him about his anteater like on Nip/Tuck?  Or

Perpetrating the largest Ponzi scheme got Bernie Madoff’s  150-year prison term. This we know. But what has gone unnoticed are some of the smaller misdeeds he has committed. Like what? Like ruining the most important day in Rafi Kohan’s young Jew’s

Jewdar’s Woman of Valor Award (which is saying something, seeing as how we are writing this from the Land of Israel, replete as it is with female Jewish soldiers, policewomen, and the ghost of Golda Meir) goes to Monica Rozenfeld.  And what did Ms. Rozenfeld

What do you get when you cross a Hasidic cop, Williamsburg hipster and a puking pug on the L train? A mess, that’s what. 

The barfing bitch’s owner, Chrissie Brodigan, swears she was manhandled, verbally assaulted and arrested by NYPD’s first Hasidic cop

Heeb‘s inaugural superlative. . . . The Wisest Comment comes from JB on Bossip‘s post, Tameka Foster: Usher and I Got it in Just a Week Before He Filed for Divorce.

 “Tameka with 30 kids you already know the game. Girl, just cause he hit it don’t