Check out this belated birthday card I got in the mail from my aunt. Doesn’t get much more Curb than this. I mean, seriously, who hits someone up for a favor in a birthday card?
My aunt. That’s who.
Schnorr after the Jump…
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15 comments
lobster
Oct 2, 2009
I think the bigger breaking story here is that you had a check but were too much of a zhlub to go out and cash it :p .. you sure you’re a Jew? :[]
nthomas00
Oct 2, 2009
Wow, I’ve never heard of anyone asking someone for a favor on their birthday. That’s hilarious!
Nikki
lobster
Oct 2, 2009
By the way, your aunt is smart with the check move… kids are lazy and there’s an increased chance you won’t lose out on the money while still eliciting the initial excitement once the card is opened…
as an uncle to twin 19 year olds, IN MAY, I sent
iconic
Oct 2, 2009
So, your aunt is saying that you are not responsible enough to be sent birthday money… but you are responsible enough to be sent money to do this errand for her…. Nice..
btw, Happy Birthday!
dreidel_hustler
Oct 2, 2009
It’s never laziness when it comes to $$ for me, fube. You know that. Especially for something sooo easy as just dropping this sucker in an overnight deposit ATM thingy.
But … I just couldn’t bring myself to cash the check. She didn’t have a job at the
iconic
Oct 2, 2009
It’s a good time to tell her WHY you didn’t cash it .
gentile trait, yeah, but also a genteel one…
Yellow_Dog_Democrat
Oct 2, 2009
Yeah, tell her you didn’t cash the check because you felt sorry for her. That’ll go over well.
Better to tell her you endorsed the check and dropped it in a drop box for her favorite charity…
As for the P.S., it sounds like she has something SPECIFIC
lobster
Oct 3, 2009
aw that’s noble.. then again, you’re outing your aunt for being po’, for the whole Internet to see :D
as for who’s less jewish.. Did Oliver at least know Rosh Hashana was upon us? :p
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