Brains Over Braun
What do Heeb Magazine and American Idol have in common? Neither do extensive background checks. Case in point: last year’s Heeb100 fashion honoree Apollo Braun. In a horiffic incident in Union Square yesterday, a white woman wearing Braun’s "Obama is My Slave" shirt (retail price, $69) was physically attacked by four other women. Naturally, the white chick blames Braun because he sold her the shirt—without a warning label that its creator was a moron, evidently.
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submit a comment07.18.08 at 3:07 pm
ummmmm do you mean last year’s HEEB99? what a complete imbecile
07.18.08 at 4:07 pm
omg this guy is os hot. do you tihnk he is a jewish?
07.19.08 at 2:07 am
hot?? he looks like a llama
07.20.08 at 8:07 pm
And not a hot llama either..he’s gross.
I’ve seen more attractive surgical procedures :P
It’s hard to believe he was a serious addition to the Heeb Fashionista list, I assume someone was taking the piss.
He dislikes Obama because “he’s a muslim” ...if people can’t be pretty they need to be smart, we don’t need ugly, stupid people :P
07.21.08 at 1:07 am
“ we don’t need ugly, stupid people “
But , if he wore a T-shirt that said that…..
07.21.08 at 1:07 am
He’d probably be beaten up by stupid, ugly people…or those with no appreciate for irony :P
07.22.08 at 2:07 pm
What a dumbass — both Apollo and the chick who bought that. I saw that shirt and wanted to buy it and throw it out.