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Sometimes I waste time (gasp!) when I’m supposed to be working. Craigslist provides a plethora of interesting distractions. Not to outgawk Gawker or anything, I urge you to check out this particular personal titled: "WASP seeks Jew for affair." This may be the man for you—especially if you like old people.

"Well, the title says it all. WASP seeks jew for affair. I’ve been in the same relationship for the past four years and it has become boring. I want to feel my heart race when we meet. I want to feel the excited anticipation of your telephone call. I am not asking you to leave your significant other as I am not looking to leave mine. I know that there is someone out there who is in a relationship where the passion has faded, where the romance doesn’t have the same intensity that it once did, and where things have become routine. I live in Manhattan, run and blade in the Park, like to go to museums and indie films,am financially secure, love animals, am kind to the elderly, and not bad looking. I can also keep a secret. Can you? If your curent relationship isn’t all that you you wish it was please respond. No photo necessary. NYC, Westchester and Fairfield preferred. Let’s meet for coffee. Please be somewhere around my age, give or take 5 years."